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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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From the Zoo

9 Hot Ways to Go Full Perf This Valentine’s Day

Belle February 14, 2025

PDA in Kings Park – it’s no wonder King’s Park was voted the number one place in Perth to play a little game of hide…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Cyclone Parties

Belle February 14, 2025

From November – May our State’s Northern Hi-Vis belt experiences cyclone season. These intense storms range form Category 1 (fark all, mate) to Category 5…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Kylie Minogue gutted she can’t do the locomotion on the Armadale Line 

Belle February 14, 2025

Despite landing in Perth early this week, the pop princess has been laying low. Rumours began to swirl as to why but The Times has…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local woman fancies herself a qualified psychiatrist after a few years in the Perth dating scene

Belle February 13, 2025

While it takes years of study to become a psychiatrist, local Perth woman Samanfa feels she’s obtained the necessary life-course-credits to accurately diagnose every dropkick…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys 

Belle February 11, 2025

President Trump has told Albo this morning that America’s trade surplus with Australia will be a big factor in future considerations to give us an…

View More Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump names Wellington St Fatberg the 51st State for its role in disrupting Canada last night

Belle February 10, 2025

Donald Trump has bestowed a great honour on the Wellington Street Fatberg that ruined a Bryan Adams concert last night. A source close to Trump…

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