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    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump announces new tariff on obesity to protect the US absolute unit market

    President Trump has announced that anyone wishing to import absolute units will need to pay a hefty 24% tariff insisting the domestic absolute unit market…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Camry drivers outraged by City of Perth’s 40km/h proposal, insisting the City isn’t a motorplex

    The Toyota Camry Drivers Association of WA has slammed the City of Perth for imposing unrealistic expectations on its members by proposing an expanded 40kp/h…

    Belle November 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Fyre Festival vows to run a better organised Perth Water Lantern Festival in 2026

    The organisers of the ill-fated Fyre Festival have watched on with great interest as the events of the Perth Water Lantern Festival unravel.  An event…

    Belle November 11, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: the crippling loneliness of owning a BYD Shark 6

Belle April 14, 2025

A moment to reflect on perhaps the loneliest drivers on the road today – the BYD Shark owners. Like a red-headed stepchild, the Shark owners…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Diary extracts of a former footy country star | Part 1: The Wedding

Belle April 13, 2025

Dear diary, how ya garn? Macka here. Had a ripper weekend going back home for me mate’s wedding. It’s important for blokes of my status…

View More Diary extracts of a former footy country star | Part 1: The Wedding
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Inedible generic eggs prepare for least anticipated Easter comeback tour thanks to cost-of-living crisis

Belle April 13, 2025

Inedible generic easter eggs were a staple of many childhoods. Their oily consistency reminded one of the sorts of joy that could only usually be…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Millennial gives thanks every day social media wasn’t around during his Nu Metal era 

Belle April 11, 2025

An ageing millennial takes a moment at least once a day to thank the powers that be that social media was in its infant stages…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Newly Single Man Deploys Double-Popped Collar To Devastating Effect 

Belle April 10, 2025

The early 2000s called, they want their stud back. Newly single man Dave has just put himself back on the market after a solid 20…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again

Belle April 10, 2025

President Trump has sensationally backflipped on his ridiculous tariffs today after realising destroying the global economy may not make him too popular. However, he remains…

View More Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again

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