Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse
Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…
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Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match
The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…
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New Yanchep Line buckles under pressure of actually transporting passengers
The tracks on the new Yanchep Line have spontaneously combusted under the pressure of actually transporting passengers today ahead of the first day of the…
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Perth residents’ trust issues intensify after another alleged storm warning
Many Perth residents cleared their schedule yesterday over warnings there was a storm brewing. While some sections of Perth did cop some rain, the grand…
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West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site
West Coast Eagles have addressed their supporters in a pre-draft press conference this morning. Telling them that their main priority for the draft is adequate…
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Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell
Opportunists from around Perth have wasted no time feasting on the robust offerings from the Boorloo Bridge after news broke that the lighting cables were…
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