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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth records the coldest day ever in the world

    As various media outlets report various stats, The Times can confirm that Perth suffered through the coldest day ever in the history of the world. …

    Belle August 25, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Local

    Albany family visiting Perth can’t believe how lucky they got with the weather today

    Greg stood in front of his brother’s bathroom mirror lathering sunscreen on as he excitedly called out to his family to get ready for a…

    Belle August 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Brand spankin’ Helly Hansen on the Terrace a sure sign that Oil & Gas boy knows his way around a yearly trip to an offshore rig 

    Not all corporate miners are built the same. While some like to Cosplay in the Pilbara heat, others prefer to remind the rest of the…

    Belle August 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Brewer enjoys a full 15 seconds without some bearded crop duster interrupting them at Froth Town

    The brewery staff running a stall at Froth Town have reported that against the odds they enjoyed a full 15 seconds of uninterrupted bliss during…

    Belle August 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Flagmantle fan hoping for a new myGov inbox message to think about something less stressful than tomorrow’s game

    Flagmantle fan, Bryce, is currently trying to manifest a random notification from myGov as he believes that dealing with that can of worms would be…

    Belle August 23, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Eagles fan would rather binge the entire M*A*S*H box set than sit through another game 

Belle August 2, 2025

A fed-up Eagles fan has admitted his team’s performance today has pushed him to a place he never thought he’d be. After sitting through the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA reinstates ban on “sending it” to help ease pressure on emergency departments

Belle August 2, 2025

The Western Australian Government has reinstated a ban on the yewwww-community “sending it” amid concerning ambulance ramping statistics.  Ambulance ramping figures have become a sore…

View More WA reinstates ban on “sending it” to help ease pressure on emergency departments
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump announces new tariff on West Coast Eagle’s priority picks

Belle August 1, 2025

President Trump’s economic genius is back on display after announcing a 25% tariff on West Coast’s future priority picks. The President made the announcement at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Boomer vows to rawdawg it to destinations after hearing the Perth UBD is being retired 

Belle August 1, 2025

A Perth technophobe has vowed he will NEVER cross over to GPS after hearing the 2026 Perth UBD will be the last version printed.  While…

View More Boomer vows to rawdawg it to destinations after hearing the Perth UBD is being retired 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

West Coast choose magic beans over priority picks after asking the AFL for draft help

Belle July 30, 2025

The AFL is aware the West Coast Eagles had planned on requesting draft help so proactively reached out to the club to make them an…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth reveals that the harrowing journey to Mordor in LOTR was the inspiration behind public transport system

Belle July 29, 2025

Key architects of the Perth public transport system said they were “inspired” by Frodo and his companion’s harrowing trek to Mordor when designing it.  We…

View More Perth reveals that the harrowing journey to Mordor in LOTR was the inspiration behind public transport system

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  • Brewer enjoys a full 15 seconds without some bearded crop duster interrupting them at Froth Town
  • Flagmantle fan hoping for a new myGov inbox message to think about something less stressful than tomorrow’s game
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