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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Diary extracts of a former footy country star | Part 1: The Wedding

Belle April 13, 2025

Dear diary, how ya garn? Macka here. Had a ripper weekend going back home for me mate’s wedding. It’s important for blokes of my status…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Inedible generic eggs prepare for least anticipated Easter comeback tour thanks to cost-of-living crisis

Belle April 13, 2025

Inedible generic easter eggs were a staple of many childhoods. Their oily consistency reminded one of the sorts of joy that could only usually be…

View More Inedible generic eggs prepare for least anticipated Easter comeback tour thanks to cost-of-living crisis
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Millennial gives thanks every day social media wasn’t around during his Nu Metal era 

Belle April 11, 2025

An ageing millennial takes a moment at least once a day to thank the powers that be that social media was in its infant stages…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Newly Single Man Deploys Double-Popped Collar To Devastating Effect 

Belle April 10, 2025

The early 2000s called, they want their stud back. Newly single man Dave has just put himself back on the market after a solid 20…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again

Belle April 10, 2025

President Trump has sensationally backflipped on his ridiculous tariffs today after realising destroying the global economy may not make him too popular. However, he remains…

View More Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA slaps reciprocal tariff on Lady Gaga’s beef with Perth following tour snub

Belle April 9, 2025

The great nation of Westralia has served back a massive fark you to Lady Gaga after if was announced she was going to dog Perth…

View More WA slaps reciprocal tariff on Lady Gaga’s beef with Perth following tour snub

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
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  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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