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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

    It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

    The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

    Belle June 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Beaconsfield sewage river found to contain less bodily waste than your average Kuta swim up bar

Belle June 11, 2025

Water Corp has conducted extensive testing on the Beaconsfield river of shit and have concluded that it contains less bodily waste than your average swim-up…

View More Beaconsfield sewage river found to contain less bodily waste than your average Kuta swim up bar
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Down South Locals Backs Calls for Extra Public Holiday So They Can Spend Another Long Weekend With Beloved Perth Blow-Ins

Belle June 10, 2025

The Down South Community has applauded Roger Cook for considering an extra WA Public holiday given the overwhelming sentiment that they don’t get to spend…

View More Down South Locals Backs Calls for Extra Public Holiday So They Can Spend Another Long Weekend With Beloved Perth Blow-Ins
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Channel 10 Axes the Project, Considers Radical Plan on Airing TV People Actually Want to Watch

Belle June 9, 2025

In some heartwarming news, The Project has finally called it quits and plans to air its final episode on June 27. The decision comes after…

View More Channel 10 Axes the Project, Considers Radical Plan on Airing TV People Actually Want to Watch
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Driver keeps the traffic sensors guessing by stopping a full car’s length away from the line 

Belle June 8, 2025

“It’s just how I was raised”, Dustin mused as he ensured he parked a full car’s length away from the traffic line on a leisurely…

View More Driver keeps the traffic sensors guessing by stopping a full car’s length away from the line 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Tottenham sends clear message to coaches: winning will not be tolerated

Belle June 7, 2025

Any Australian thinking of waltzing over to the mighty English Premier League and taking an underperforming team to actual victory have been dealt a heavy…

View More Tottenham sends clear message to coaches: winning will not be tolerated
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Elon continues airing Trump’s dirty laundry by tweeting he was responsible for ruining the Red Rooster strip sub 

Belle June 6, 2025

Elon Musk’s messy break-up with Trump shows no signs of resolving after the tech billionaire and K-hole enthusiast revealed it was the President who broke…

View More Elon continues airing Trump’s dirty laundry by tweeting he was responsible for ruining the Red Rooster strip sub 

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