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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America

    Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…

    Belle April 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter

Belle March 17, 2026

The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

BREAKING: Perth man nails beach conditions after demonstrating basic ability to read wind forecast

Belle March 16, 2026

Friends of a Perth man have accused him of witchcraft after he took a few minutes of his day to check the wind forecast and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Freo stranded after team bus runs out of diesel on way to Melbourne Airport

Belle March 14, 2026

Freo’s evening just got a little bit worse after blowing a decent lead and losing to Geelong at Kardinya Park today. However, it wasn’t only…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Petrol companies assure public global conflict price gouging won’t affect regular Easter price gouging

Belle March 14, 2026

In a rare unified front, a spokesperson representing all the major petrol companies fronted the media to calm fears that people were going to miss…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Western Suburbs accuse government of ignoring battlers as diesel shortage puts Rotto trips at risk

Belle March 13, 2026

Perth’s Western Suburbs are demanding the Government do more to protect what they call the “real battlers” in this diesel shortage shitshow. Of course, they…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Government threatens fuel companies with $100M price gouging fine or two for $189.99M

Belle March 12, 2026

The Australian Government has announced tough new penalties for any fuel companies thinking of price gouging customers during this period of global instability. The Government…

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