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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man treats his house to the ol ‘Perth paint job’ after installing a bore

Belle January 14, 2025

Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose

Belle January 13, 2025

A new café opening in Perth has thrown down the gauntlet to Dôme by announcing an aggressive play to capture the boomer market from them. Not…

View More New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Keifo’s hot tips for dealing with the rising cost of going to the pub

Belle January 12, 2025

G’day pelicans and pelicanettes, Keifo here to help yous be less shit at loife. Every site I go on I’m hearing about the price of…

View More Keifo’s hot tips for dealing with the rising cost of going to the pub
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of a guy who takes ice baths 

Belle January 11, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

5:30 am – I’m up at sparrows to record myself taking my morning ice bath. I refer to it as “my morning coffee”, delivered with…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Property developers now offering “Cabana & Land” packages for families wanting to take up prime beach real estate

Belle January 11, 2025

Major Perth property developers have seen an opportunity to capitalise on the growing demand for beach cabanas and the natural Perth urge to sprawl. Accordingly,…

View More Property developers now offering “Cabana & Land” packages for families wanting to take up prime beach real estate
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Man interrupts filming of Blue Planet III to tell producers, “WOW, a shark in the ocean? No way!”

Belle January 9, 2025

The BBC has had to halt production of Blue Planet III this morning after an unimpressed member of the public disrupted the filming of Great…

View More Man interrupts filming of Blue Planet III to tell producers, “WOW, a shark in the ocean? No way!”

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