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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Fitness Plans Derailed As Man Unable to Resist Vinegary Hot Chips After a Few Laps in Gym Pool

Belle November 24, 2024 WA Culture

After packing on a few kegs from his generous beer intake, Kyle decided to reunite himself with the lonely world of lap swimming.  It was…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What Your Choice Of Footwear Says About You

Belle November 23, 2024

Crocs – given your admirable lack of shame, you’ll have no issues embarrassing others as you rock up to functions in your wildly inappropriate all-terrain footwear.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth Woman Asked To Leave Hen’s Party After Pronouncing Espresso Martini Correctly And At a Reasonable Volume

Belle November 23, 2024

The organiser of a Perth Hen’s Do has sensationally made the decision to ask one of the bride-to-be’s work friends to leave after “acting like…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Bunnings blames facial recognition camera ban after David Warner managed to infiltrate sandpaper aisle in Perth

Belle November 23, 2024

Bunnings has issued a grovelling apology after it was revealed David Warner managed to infiltrate the sandpaper aisle at a Perth store this morning. Investigations…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

6 Important Tips for Dating SOR

Belle November 22, 2024

Make them feel maximally secure – remind them that SOR has all the best prisons in Perth and lock that heart up. Don’t hesitate to throw…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 ways to be the best Turbo you can be this summer

Belle November 21, 2024

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking you’re ready. Your mum lets out a deep sigh every time she sees you, you’re one weights-dropping incident…

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