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    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Man stranded in Bali spewin’ he has to spend a few more days sinking froffs in an infinity pool

Belle November 13, 2024

Much like Mount Lewotobi Laki-Laki is spewin’ ash, Perth man Jaxtyn is spewin’ frustration after being informed he’ll have no other choice but to extend…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman farewells family as she prepares for her new life in the NOR Starbucks queue

Belle November 12, 2024

“Dearest husband, I hope this letter finds you well and trust me that I write it with a heavy heart. I have admittedly grown fond…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

10 Important Warnings For Travellers Coming To Western Australia

Belle November 11, 2024

Welcome to the wild west. Here is some cautionary advice to make your stay memorable for positive reasons. 1. Caution this is a mixed fashion…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Inner city man loves the smell of freshly vacuumed artificial grass in the morning

Belle November 10, 2024

An inner-city Perth man, Thom, says there is nothing quite like getting up early on a Sunday to give his fake grass a good vacuum.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What Your Favourite Perth Highway Says About You

Belle November 10, 2024

Albany Highway – you moved to East Vic Park 2 weeks ago and carry on like you’re as worldly as Anthony Bourdain because you reckon you…

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BREAKING NEWS

Local mulberry tree locked in a fierce battle with Jacaranda to make biggest mess

Belle November 9, 2024

A fierce battle has been waged on a suburban street as a local mulberry tree does all it can to create a bigger mess than…

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