A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper coffee.
Clearly frustrated, Troy told The Times that Europeans just weren’t getting it. Adding,
“It’s quite simple, you pour a long mac and then you top it up. It’s the pinnacle of coffee culture yet they just won’t do it. Do they not like to enjoy coffee properly?”
Troy has even gone days without a coffee due to his inability to deal with the disrespect from arrogant Euros.
We spoke to a mate travelling with Troy who told The Times that he dreads even walking near a cafe with his buddy around. Adding,
“Yeah he doesn’t like to let it go. I tell him to just order a latte with an extra shot and he said he shouldn’t have to and it’s about time Europe woke up to how things ought be ordered”
Flying the WA flag abroad, love to see it.
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