A young man can’t wait to finish work today as he knows damn well the treat that Perth infrastructure has in store for him as he commutes home via Leach Highway.
We caught up with the bloke as he prepared to embark on his whimsical journey home. He told The Times,
“Thing about me is, I love the endless stop-start slog that Leach Highway provides every single day. Just when you think you might just sail it home, those lights turn red and that’s when the real fun begins”
He went on to tell The Times that patience is a virtue and more people needed to accept the gift that Leach Highway provides. Adding,
“It’s pretty good mate, like, you ever accidently caught the eye of some SOR maniac in a filthy Patrol who looks like he’s about to get out of the car and tear your windscreen wipers off? Just for looking at him? That’s Leach for you”
He may have a point. We contacted another Leach Highway specialist who claimed he is a direct descendant of a man who once caught a green.
It was sometime in the early 2000s and if the story is to be believed, he did it without accelerating to Mach 3. He told The Times,
“It’s a big of a family claim to fame. I once picked up a chick from the Kardy with that story. We shared a salad bar and then did it outside Chicken Treat, good night, good night”
Well, that certainly is something.