There’s one thing you can bank on when the world is in the grips of instability – the unshakable Perth fear of not having enough toilet paper to last several nuclear winters.
And what better time to obsess over the state of your Steggled-ole than with America going balls deep in the Middle East again.
Supermarkets all across Perth have decided to put restrictions in place pre-emptively to save Perth from itself. We spoke to one retailer who told The Times,
“It’s not an if but a when. You can see the media already sensationalising it and people still haven’t learned to unsubscribe and block them. Just please have mercy on our staff”
While the good people of Perth take more than their fill of the usual essential items, some are calling for calm. We spoke to an anti-panic-buying advocate who told us that it rarely makes sense to do so. Adding,
“It didn’t work during Covid and it won’t work now. No one is buying a roll of toilet paper from you for $10 Denise and Brayden. Have some consideration, take only what you need and lets all get through this together as a society”
Naturally, this plea fell on deaf ears.
Oh, and don’t even start about the petrol.