Qantas had admitted it severely overestimated how keen the general public were to fly with them after scrapping the Perth to Busso route due to low demand.
While some people consider paying exorbitant prices to have your flight delayed or bag lost to be a good time, most don’t, even going as far to prefer the 9 circles of Douth traffic hell over it.
We spoke to a Cottesloe man who typically migrated to Dunsborough 8 times a year. He told The Times,
“Even if I cop a speeding fine it’s cheaper to drive. Not to mention I don’t get to feel like a big man in my 300 Series on a plane, so yeah, no chance”
Indeed, for the thought of Down South holiday traffic to be a kinder option, the alternative must be fkn horrific. As noted by another keen Douther,
“I’d rather walk to Margs than fly Qantas. How do they get away with charging so much when they are just a glorified Virgin these days? Give me 6 hours of gridlock traffic driving me to the point of insanity any day of the week”
Well there you go. Bad luck Qantas.
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