Ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton has wasted no time looking for work after flying into Perth this morning to bum around the Qantas Club in hope of some leads.
Witnesses at the Qantas Lounge say Dutton arrived in a dishevelled state while rambling that his “good mate” Gina wasn’t returning his calls. With one punter telling The Times,
“It was pretty desperate he had his white card out and was just spitting out his qualifications as a blaster and used last night’s election as proof he could really blow something up”
Some pointed out that he might have better luck tomorrow when actual FIFO workers arrive to fly out.
Clearly, frazzled, the ex opposition leader said he’d simply sleep in the lounge all week. Checking each day if anyone can hook him up with a sweet little jobaroonie.
Love to see it.
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