The state of Perth drainage comes under fire each year when predictable downpour leads to roads, car parks and freeways becoming somewhat submerged.
In the recent drainage championships, Perth was competing for bottom spot with a local all-boys boarding house shower drain that is subjected to the horrors of puberty every single day.
We spoke to one of the judges who said it was pretty shameful that Perth’s infrastructure couldn’t even beat the sordid drain. Adding,
“We all know what we were like at that age, ay, I’d flog it like a slow race horse at the thought of just about anything, even some of the diagrams in a human bio books set me off, so yeah you could imagine what that shower drain is like. Perth is worse”
Naturally, Perth accepted the award and promised to do absolutely nothing to address this situation.
Sources close to Perth Drainage told The Times that they found the hatchbacks risking it all to get to the shops “funny”, adding,
“Oh come on, who doesn’t like to see how seaworthy their swift is? It’s a good laugh and yeah, we ain’t planning to change anything”
Well that much is certainly clear.
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