The RBA has moved to eliminate surcharges on credit & debit cards unless you are using one to make a large, obnoxious cocktail order at a busy bar.
The move is expected to save consumers billions while also penalising dogcunt behaviour. A spokesperson for the RBA told The Times,
“The surcharge method is outdated and frankly an annoyance. We want to make things cheaper for the consumer and small business by capping the fees on their end. This courtesy will not extend to flogs ordering 10 ‘eXpresso’ martinis when there is one bartender at a busy bar”
The RBA went further to even suggest permitting small businesses the luxury of triple surcharging such customers. In a move they described as “motivating” people to be better consumers.
Exciting times ahead.
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