Ross Lyon was seen taking deep breaths while gripping a stress ball tightly. His eye twitching out of rage after another spanking on WA turf.
As a way of processing the loss to the Fremantle Dockers tonight, Ross the Boss has allegedly thrown his full support behind the WA Secession Movement. A source told The Times,
“Ross had a moment of calmness where he said he’d actually be very happy for WA to split from the rest of Australia and never be heard or seen by the rest of the continent again. He’s always the scariest when he’s calm”
Accordingly, the ex Freo coach has vowed to raise considerable funds to help the movement. By all accounts, the total and complete isolation of WA from Australia and the AFL is his no.1 priority.
Of course, this level of hatred didn’t happen overnight. Our source added,
“It’s no secret he didn’t much appreciate the way Freo dealt with him but the footage of him running out of petrol on the way to Peel really boiled his piss”
No doubt it did. It seems Westralia and Ross are never going to be familiar bedfellows again.
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