What your favourite lunch bar bain marie food says about you
Chilli cheese Kranksy – you’re a living, walking Diesel Patrol who is about to leave the nearest toilet looking like it got a good amount of…
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A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator
6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…
REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia
A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…
A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver
7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…
Why yes, aging Scarborough man does reckon he could also do a 4km heroic swim in rough seas
Brett, 42, from Scarborough has watched the heroic actions of young Austin and has confirmed that the young champion is made from the same sort…
Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it
Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the…