NOR beachgoer concedes romance with SOR beach fan was doomed from the start
A pair of star-crossed lovers have made the difficult decision to pull the pin on what was looking like a very promising relationship. Alas, the…
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Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next
A Perth man who took advantage of 1.69 fuel last Tuesday has been rocked by the events in Venezuela. Given the price of fuel had…
Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…
Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…
Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…
Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New YearÂ
A Ford Ranger driver has declared himself perfect in every way and when the clock hits 12:01, the man has resolved to change absolutely nothing…