AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…
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Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest
A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…
Gina Rinehart unveils plan for 91 storey Trump Tower at Dalkeith foreshore
Mining billionaire Gina Rinehart has responded to the news of a possible Trump Tower on the Gold Coast with a plan of her own to…
Man who agreed to skipper at Rotto Swim praying to sea breeze gods to get him out of having to do it
A Perth boatie doesn’t know why but he’s managed to agree to skipper a support vessel at the Rotto Swim for another year running. An…
BREAKING: Tomato Lake confirmed as Rotto Swim backup amid weather concerns
The jewel in the City of Belmont’s crown – Tomato Lake – has been confirmed as the back-up waterway if the Rotto Swim has to…
Perth driver entering Albany roundabout vows to keep everyone guessing
Perth driver, Brad, recently enjoyed a thrill-seeking weekender in sunny Albany where he treated the coastal City to his unique brand of road unawareness. He…