Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks
“Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…
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Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit
Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night. In the report, the hardware giant was accused…
Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!
Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…
WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…
Bunnings admit to being behind surge in early voting as sausage sizzle sales fall on election day
Bunnings has made a shock confession this morning and admitted that they have been running a multi-decade psy-op to push the Australian public to vote…
Impromptu Speed Dating Night Breaks Out At Collie Family Reunion
A Collie family reunion has seen sparks fly as single after single got matched up in record time yesterday. By all accounts, it was one…