A Perth motorist has today dispelled the myth that owners of grey hatchbacks do not know how to engage their headlights while driving in low visibility conditions in the daytime.
At approximately 2:30pm today, the driver finished a succulent Parmi with friends and was in the process of driving home.
He noted almost immediately that conditions were pretty dreary and had trouble clearly seeing some cars in her rearview mirror. It was at this point he decided to be the change he wanted to see in the world. He told The Times,
“I turned on my headlights so people in front of me could easily see me when I was coming up behind them. I reckon it’d be handy for them to see my little ninja car to help do things like change lanes without smashing into me, ya know?”
Not everyone is convinced however. With the father of the boy telling The Times that the only way this happened was if he mistook the switch for the windscreen wipers because he’s a disappointment as a driver and as a son. Adding,
“I failed when it came to raising the boy. He’s an idiot. There’s no way he was thoughtful enough to think about his fellow driver. Don’t cop that for one second”
We told the boy what his father had said and he replied that “maybe that’s what happened”.
Typical.
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