Oh no! Swans are scrambling to get to Perth after being blissfully unaware their flight was rescheduled thanks to the Telstra outage yesterday.
Thanks to Telstra shitting the proverbial bed, the SMS never got to the team and they arrived for their flight only to find it had been cancelled. A witness told The Times,
“Big Cox was furious he said they’d better get him and the boys to Perth so he can crush his old rivals tonight at Perth Stadium, Virgin said they’d do their best but had a bit of a backlog thanks to Telstra”
Blaming Telstra is very in at the moment so no one really questioned whether Virgin farked up on their own accord of if it was true.
We understand that Jetstar offered to swoop in and save the day but certain members of the Sydney Swans felt they were “above” the budget carrier. With one witness telling us,
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“Typical Sydney-sider attitude, I’ve never seen someone screw their face up so aggressively at the suggestion of launching in the bogan-missile”
We have decided not to name the star but you all know who it is.
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