Special box set up for pav to enjoy a little wharfie time away from Sydney eyes tonight

It’s a bit of a tough night for ol’ Pav – Fremantle’s favourite son turned Sydney CEO will admittedly have some mixed feelings about the outcome of tonight’s game.

Many are already calling it a Grand Final preview and can you hold it against Pav for wanting to see a team he gave so much of his life too, succeed?

Well, in a bold move by Perth Stadium and the Sydney Swans, a special blacked-out box has been set up for Pav so if he needs to enjoy a little wharfie time tonight he can do so away from the eyes of Sydney fans.

After all, A majority of Sydney fans haven’t followed the AFL long enough to know about Pav’s previous life so they may not understand.

The box itself is also set up with advanced noise cancelling material so Pav can safely lose his shit, if he so feels like doing so.

West Coast stare turned Sydney coach Dean Cox has (probably) said what happens in the Pav box stays in the Pav box and he’d never dare look inside

We spoke to an insider who said the Pav box was all about accepting he was going to indulge in some wharfie time so they’d rather him do it in a safe place. Adding,

“Sydney might be paying his bills but he bleeds purple, everyone knows that, it’d just be cruel to not give him a private place to satiate his appetite for Flagmantle and to save face in front of his new club”

The public has been urged to give the box a wide berth and to just mind their own business. WA owes Pav that much.

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