Synergy has looked at all the good times petrol companies are having price gouging they thought they’d bring the experience to EV drivers. Sharing is caring after all.
Accordingly, Synergy has jacked up the price of electricity so EV drivers feel the sweaty ball grasp at the plug. We spoke to an industry insider who said everyone else was doing it so why not them,
“It’s an all you can gouge buffet out there and you don’t want to be caught with your proverbial in your hand offering fair prices to people scared for the future of the world. That’s a suckers game”
We spoke to an ICE driver who responded to the news by violently jizzing in his pants. Telling The Times,
“YESSSS TAKE THAT WOKE TESLA SCUM HAHAHAHAAHA OOHHHHHHHHHHH GAWWWDD YES”
EV drivers are naturally outraged at the initiative. With many thanking their volty-stars they have an EV during this abhorrent moment in history.
We spoke to Thomas who said Synergy raising prices would only strengthen his resolve to nab his juice from any outlet possible. Adding,
“When my neighbours go down south I always offer to check in to water their plants but what I’m really doing is juicing up my Tesla to the eyeballs. Some people might call that a dog act but honestly, I don’t like ’em very much. Dockers supporters you see”
Well that changes everything. Juice away good sir.
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