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Rottnest Island
Reckons Featured

7 Types of People on Rottnest Island

Belle December 19, 2019 BoatTravel

Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Party & Entertainment

Ms Perth Boat Hoe

Belle November 28, 2016 babeBoatInstagramMillennial

In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Raft Up

Belle December 10, 2015 BoatParty

Raft Up is Oliver’s annual opportunity to boost his social ranking. As it stands, he is about as popular as the discount bin at a…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Raft-Up DJ

Belle November 27, 2014 BoatDJMusic

Raft Up: the day parents unwillingly donate their beloved boats for their children’s hedonistic floating Instagram-fest off Rottnest Island. An aquatic wonderland of connected boats,…

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