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Tag: Crime

Unique & Other

Mr Meth Cop

Belle December 3, 2015 CrimeemploymentMajor Event

Meth cops, meth cops, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? Officer Yewww is a wide-eyed, 24/7, crime-fighting machine.…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Feral Freo Fan

Belle September 26, 2015 AFLCrimesports

Unburdened by the weight of respectability, Macca heads to Domain Stadium to cause more mayhem than Chris Brown and Jeff Farmer on a double date.…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Ms Perth Juvie

Belle June 19, 2015 CrimeFightStudyyouth

Brittany’s Facebook looks like an attention-seeking bomb went off in the middle of a failed Supre model’s party. Naturally, she is “married” to her bff…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr Pingerz

Belle May 1, 2015 CrimeDrugs & AlcoholEntertainmentParty

Kev fell off the cooked cunt tree and got penetrated by every fucboii branch on his descent to sweaty shame. He tried his first taste…

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