As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human torpedoing as a way to navigate their new world.
A source close to the Karrinyup born author said he’d be biding his time to reintroduce the human torpedo lifestyle and felt now was as good as ever. Adding,
“I mean just look at the state of the world. The tenuous fabric of masculinity continues to be frayed by the rough sea breeze of social change. Once upon a time a grom could hold himself to account in the surf, now all they do is yell 6 – 7 at teachers who aren’t paid enough to deal with them”
Parents are therefore being asked to spruik the human torpedo lifestyle to their kids. However, one may well ask, what IS human torpedoing?
Short answer – no one knows. Long answers – well best not to ask Tim that because you may not be prepared for his prose to drop in on your literary barrel, kook.
So, instead of explaining the lifestyle of youthful energy, hormonal missteps and gnarly tubes, Tim Winton will be running several classes over the summer teaching boys and girls how to reconnect with his lessons from yesteryear.
There will also be classes for mature aged man-children who think they could benefit from returning to their roots as a cheeky little rascal on the South West coast.
Once again, Tim Winton saves the day.