President Trump’s economic genius is back on display after announcing a 25% tariff on West Coast’s future priority picks.
The President made the announcement at 3am his time in full capslock on Twitter. It stated,
“AMERICA HAS THE GREATEST EAGLES IN THE WORLD! IF YOU WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH AMERICA YOU HAVE TO PICK AMERICAN EAGLES!!! 25% AND THAT’S BECAUSE I’M FEELING GENEROUS”
A source close to the President said he was ranting about the deal all morning. Adding,
“He doesn’t know who these West Coast Eagles are and he thought the AFL was some hoax agency trying to make up lies about certain files but he’s very adamant that any priority picks that team gets will be American eagles”
Both West Coast and the AFL have sent correspondence to America asking for a please explain.
However, the Trump administration is adamant that the Coasters will pay 25% more somehow for the priority picks. Adding,
“You either pay the tariff or we’ll make you go through with AUKUS”
Sombre threat.
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