The AFL has reportedly struck a deal with Puerto Rican artist Bad Bunny after deeming him “ready for the big leagues” after watching his Super Bowl half time show.
The top streaming artist confirmed he received the prestigious offer to perform at the AFL State of Origin and couldn’t say “si” fast enough. With a source telling us,
“Benito just keeps walking around saying he’s finally made it, in Spanish not English though, wouldn’t want the bogans to know other languages in the world exist”
Alas, the decision to get Bad Bunny on board has caused a major international incident after President Trump declared he would now be boycotting the Vic v WA extravaganza.
We spoke to a source close to the President who said it was going to be the worst half time show in history. Adding,
“True patriots are going to have their own State of Origin now. We’re hearing Kid Rock will fly over to WA and perform at the Bunbury Music Shell and is encouraging all other true Americans to pay no attention to the State of Origin”
This is clearly a blow for advertisers given the estimated millions of viewers from America who will be tuning in to see who wins the State based bragging rights in the biggest event of the season.
Happy days.
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