The Orange King has unleashed an extraordinary tirade today after AusPost let a “we missed you” card at The White House.
AusPost told the President that they were unable to deliver his package due to his ridiculous tariffs and if he wanted his package of fake tan he could pick it up from a local AusPost in Perth.
A source close to the Trump Administration told The Times,
“AusPost have made a powerful enemy. The President had been sitting at The White House all morning waiting for his fake tan! You didn’t even try to knock!”
While it’s an experience most Aussies can relate to, in this instance it is well deserved and might give the madman some perspective on the effects of his baffling economic policies.
At the time of writing this article we can confirm he has sent Air Force One to Perth to retrieve the package, especially given the extra attention his weird hand pigmentation is getting at the moment.
More to come.
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