Fresh off the back of an absolutely batshit press conference about Tylenol (active ingredient paracetemol) is linked to autism, Trump has delivered more scientific fact to Australia.
In a rambling video he posted to his Truth social, he told Australia,
“A lot of pregnant Australians don’t understand they have to eat American beef, they don’t, doctors always tell me Mr President why aren’t Australian women protecting their babies from autism? Why do they want to be loser, and I tell them, not everyone is cut out for winning”
While the claims lack any resemblence of substance, scientists were unfortuantely forced to once again stop their important work to debunk the misinformation spewing out the overflowing septic tank.
We spoke to a leading expert on pregnancy nutrition who told The Times,
“Yeah, absolutely don’t eat American beef while pregnant, unless you want to be riddled with American beef germs. Stick to well cooked Australian beef in moderation and you’ll be fine. I repeat do NOT eat American beef”
Some have accused the president of at best talking shit and at worst trying to profit in some way. Surely not?
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