The Western Australian Government has launched a new initiative to take obnoxious gunshot noises off our streets.
Owners of vehicles with burble tunes or any other variety of pop & crackle bullshit will be able to surrender their cars for adequate compensation soon.
A source close to the Government said the plan was about creating calm in FB community groups. Adding,
“Have you ever been sitting at home preparing for your cat’s wedding the next day when you hear the unmistakable sound of automatic fire? Then your entire night is ruined as you demand answers from your local FB suburb page? Well, you may have fallen victim to a burble tune”
Some in the car community have welcomed the amnesty. Admitting that they have become monstrous pests and need help to save themselves from themselves.
Others are defiant and say that they will only intensify their efforts and add a few keybangers into the mix to continue to stir up the community.
Only time will tell.
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