“What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present.
Rod was eventually unable to pretend he was happy and loudly accused whoever gifted him the boat of finding the cheapest thing they could on Marketplace. A witness told The Times,
“He accused his Secret Santa of regifting the boat after someone tried to off load it onto them, he then reminded everyone that the value of the gift should’ve at least been 20 bucks as agreed upon”
Sadly, Rod has been victimised by the WA fishing ban which has seen fishos only interested in demersal species trying to offload their boats before Xmas.
The coworker in question chose to remain anonymous after seeing Rod’s reaction. However, he spoke confidentially to The Times, telling us,
“Yeah, spot on, my dad gave me the boat as an early Xmas present and instead of selling it immediately I just regifted it, was cheaper than buying him a scratchie or something”
After calming down, Rod stated that he was going to be the bigger man and rather than regift the boat, he was going to use it as a handy storage solution.
Nice one Rod.
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