The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply from greasy, Eastern States freeloaders who can’t seem to manage their supply.
News broke today that while WA had a few servos without fuel, the situation over East was much more bleak. Especially in the states of NSW and Victoria.
Therefore, the decision was shut WA’s borders was made today. A decision that will remind everyone of Marko’s leadership back in the day.
The closure which comes into play effective immediately is designed to keep Eastern State’s motorists who are already here from returning to their god forsaken States with our precious fuel.
It will also stop these so-called people from coming into WA with tankers trying to extract our precious resource.
A source close to the WA Government told The Times,
“WA often has to leverage its relative isolation in our own favour. Fuel scarcity is an issue affecting all states but WA is in a unique position to guard against depletion better. We slam those borders closed and deny any access to super consumers like Clive Palmer”
Clive naturally, has already filed documents in relevant Courts to try and get this decision declared unconstitutional.
Good luck you bloated sack of shit.