Brayden, a proud Westralian man, was yearning to recreate the amazing experiences he had on his latest trip to Niseko, Japan.
Basically following his gameplan in Niseko, Brayden obnoxiously downed four 9% -196s and headed to the coldest place he could find – a walk-in freezer of a local restaurant to unleash the guttural song of his people.
Wiping chunks from his face, he told The Times,
“Man, I’ve spewed in some pretty beautiful places but Niseko has to be one of the best places, I had a great week on the slopes just sinking piss, heading out to snowboard hungover and then just unleashing the slurry ha ha”
He went on to say that the cool air in the winter wonderland was great for helping with his hangovers. Adding, that there’s nothing worse yacking up in Bali and feeling sweaty and hot in the humid thick atmosphere.
We asked Brayden what else he did on his trip. He told us,
“Oh heaps mate, I also yacked in a hot tub ha ha, man, those 9%’ers really kick your arse ay, I reckon the Japanese staff thought I was a madcunt”
As it turns out, they didn’t. We spoke to a Japanese worker who got to experience Brayden’s antics first hand. He told The Times,
“It would have made a lot of us very happy to see Brayden dealt with by the full force of Japanese authorities. That’s all I will say”
Sounds about right.
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