Perth’s Western Suburbs are demanding the Government do more to protect what they call the “real battlers” in this diesel shortage shitshow.
Of course, they are referring to motor yacht owners who may be adversely affected by the diesel shortage with a week of ripper weather coming up. We spoke to a Cottesloe man who told The Times,
“It’s going to be glorious on the water and if I hear some filthy peasant has used precious diesel to fill up his bogan mobile to the exclusion of MY boat there will be hell to pay!”
A Dalkeith man shared the sentiment, saying that the diesel shortage is the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever. Adding,
“What’s World Vision doing about this? I think the African children have enough food now, how about diesel for real battlers like Dalkeith boat owners?”
Naturally, the Government was quick to assure the entitled nauticunts that everything is being done to ensure they don’t miss out on a trip to Rotto. Calling such trips a necessity equally important as the very water we drink or the roofs over our heads.
Unsurprisingly, WA farmers have no reacted well to the Western Suburbs calls for priority in the diesel lotto.
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