A Westralian man has been left feeling physically ill after having to endure yet another East Coast sunset while holidaying on the East Coast.
The man who typically avoids leaving WA for obvious reasons said the trip to Melbourne for the cricket had really opened his eyes to the second rate conditions the Eastern States were grappling with.
After unloading another hefty guttural spray onto the grass he told The Times,
“What’s that supposed to be? A sunset over buildings? Why doesn’t Mother Nature just take the rest of the week off, ay, absolutely appalling scenes”
Not only was the sunset unimpressive but groups of boomers hadn’t even convened on grassy knolls to watch the grand cosmic show roll on.
To try and regain some sense of joy, the man decided to hit a few pubs and comfort his Melbourne countrymen. He told The Times,
“I was running around this pub telling people that it wasn’t their fault and that they deserve better. They kept telling me to fark off. Goes to show you these people have Stockholm Syndrome or something”
He has vowed to never set foot on the cursed soil of East again until they do something about the sunsets.
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