A Wildcats fan has done something he’d never thought he’d do – he’s removed his Bryce Cotton cardboard cutout from his bedroom and plans to move a life size Patty Mills one in its place.
While he knows in his heart that securing Patty might just be a pipe dream it’s all he’s got right now and a welcome distraction from some more intrusive thoughts he has in regards to sending Wildcats management a package of his own brown protest.
We spoke to the fan who said his wife took the decision to move Bryce out of the bedroom the hardest. Adding,
“I know she was looking at Bryce while we were doing it but that’s OK because every single pump was for Bryce, sometimes 10 in a session”
He also claims that having Patty in his room with him takes the edge off his mission to work out Coach Rillie’s phone number. He added,
“I just want to call him and tell him how much he’s hurt me. I essentially put all the blame on him at this point although I will find the new owner one day too. That’s just part & parcel of being a Wildcats superfan. We are a bit unhinged”
No doubt.
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