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Mr Jacob’s Ladder

Like R2D2 auditioning on C3PO’s casting touch, Damian is a well-oiled machine. He is a classic cardboard cutout of an charmless corporate man and...

The Facebook Snake Wrangling Expert

Karl is a shit-talking-serpent, slithering through the tall grass of ignorance to ambush unsuspecting prey with a hefty dose of reptilian drivel.  Much like snakes,...

Mrs Facebook Bogan

On the diseased seas of social media, FB floats like a mighty cruise liner full of boomers, cretins and middle-aged women personifying the essence...

The WA Crabbing Season Pest

Trev’s status in the WA crabbing community has diminished over the years. While rarely observed, Trev has stolen more crabs than a clothesline undies...

Mr Swan River Booze Cruise

Move over blue/green algae outbreaks, Brett is the grossest thing floating on top of the Swan River. Today, Brett’s celebrating his buck’s party and...

Ms Cottesloe Beach

It's hot out, so Cass heads to Perth’s most iconic amateur modelling competition: Cottesloe Beach. En route, she stops off at the Boatshed to...

Mr “I Should’ve Been Drafted”

Jacko peaked so hard in high school that he made the West Coast 2006 Grand Final after-party look like a meditation retreat. Just ask...

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