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Mr “Where the Hell is Spring?”

Tom isn't dealing with the unpredictable Spring weather well. Like a packet of hate flavoured instant soup all that's needed to set him off...

Ms Crown Casino

Chrissy is pacing around her Rockingham duplex while trying to figure out what to wear today. It’s her birthday and she has assembled her...

Mrs Macca’s Monopoly

It’s Macca’s Monopoly time so Kristeen is preparing to gorge herself like Sir Mix-a-Lot’s Anacadona at the Tip Top factory.  Sure, dooming her kids to...

Mrs Perth Royal Show

For the uninitiated, the Royal Show is like transporting the patronage of Sizzler into a petting zoo with overpriced rides and food so greasy...

The Burger Snob

Troy’s palate was scarred from a childhood of feasting on the bland offerings of the average Aussie lifestyle. A culinary cripple haunted by memories...

The Air Fryer Enthusiast

Sharleen’s life changed forever one fateful night in the backyard of a Rivervale 40th birthday bash. She was sitting around a Balinese themed outdoor...

Mr Crown Towers

Last time Kev set foot in an Australian resort was for a Scoopon’d weekend at the Vines. Sadly, that ended after he took a...

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The Perth Royal Show was originally an event that showed off the best of WA agriculture, but now it attracts a different kind of...