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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Rio corporate miner cacks his dacks on the Terrace to trick people into thinking he’s been to site recently

    A clever Rio corpo miner has decided to use the recent gastro outbreak on a site to his advantage. Ever-annoyed people don’t view him as…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Bunnings Mindarie forced to ration sandpaper as Saffa cricket fans strip shelves to taunt Aussie coworkers

    “Thanks Warner“, is the sentiment going around Perth’s North today after Bunnings Mindarie was forced to place restrictions on the sale of sandpaper ahead of…

    Belle October 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    ATO now offering 10% cash discount after banning credit cards

    The ATO sensationally banned credit cards after stating they did not consider it fair to absorb those costs which the taxpayer would ultimately pick up.…

    Belle October 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Cost of living crisis hits Rocko power couple as they’re forced to spend anniversary weekend at Crown Promenade

    Jaxtynn and Paradyse have made the tough decision to save money on their 1 month anniversary celebration by booking a weekender at Crown Promenade this…

    Belle October 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Kmart quietly shelves Anko “Smart boardies” after Smart Glasses Backlash

    Kmart has made the brave choice to scrap its line of Anko “smart boardies” after intense public backlash led it to scrap its $89 smart…

    Belle October 8, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Coles attends perth defence Expo to find new military-grade surveillance partner after it didn’t work out with Palantir

Belle October 6, 2026

Coles is on the look out for a new surveillance partner after having to cut ties with Palantir over the public’s concerns over the parrtnership.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

Belle October 5, 2026

Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

View More WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

Belle October 4, 2026

The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

Belle October 3, 2026

Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

Belle September 30, 2026

The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Freo dockers throw full support behind AFL’s proposal to shorten quarters

Belle September 30, 2026

In true AFL fashion, the League has been floating the idea of shortening quarters for the benefit of the athletes and more importantly so they…

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