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    Man Refused Entry to Bunnings After Arriving Without a Dog

    Ugly scenes have erupted at a Perth Bunnings after a local man thought he would just waltz in without a dog in his trolley. The…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    WA man who spent a week chundering into the Adriatic Sea on a ship full of non-Croatians claims he loved Croatia 

    A young Perth man has reported to his friends & family that he absolutely loved Croatia after a week spent cruising the islands on Sail…

    Belle July 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Defence Launches Urgent Search After New Javelin Missiles Last Seen in Possession of the Emus in Lancelin

    The Australian Defence Force has conceded that the recent show of military might in Lancelin backfired somewhat after a crack group of highly trained emus…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Farmer Starts Growing AI Slop to Secure the Same Reliable Water Supply as a Data Centre

    A Western Australian farmer has had the novel idea to replace his crops with AI slop so he can secure the same water supply as…

    Belle July 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Swans Sent to CSIRO For Bird Flu Testing After Being Spotted Struggling in Final Quarter

    Concerned members of the public have called authorities on distressed Swans seen “struggling” during the final quarter against Flagmantle last night. One person who reported…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

 Sydney Swans Stranded After Missing Flight Reschedule Text Due to Telstra Outage

Belle July 9, 2026

Oh no! Swans are scrambling to get to Perth after being blissfully unaware their flight was rescheduled thanks to the Telstra outage yesterday. Thanks to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Special box set up for pav to enjoy a little wharfie time away from Sydney eyes tonight

Belle July 9, 2026

It’s a bit of a tough night for ol’ Pav – Fremantle’s favourite son turned Sydney CEO will admittedly have some mixed feelings about the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Karrinyup Shopper Notices Absolutely No Difference Amid Telstra Outage

Belle July 8, 2026

As always, Karrinyup shoppers were blissfully unaware of the Telstra network outage today as they went about their usual days perusing goods in Perth’s most…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Telstra Manages to Make Optus Look Like a Competent Network

Belle July 8, 2026

A nationwide Telstra outage has done what experts previously said was not possible – it has made their rival Optus look like a competent network…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Americans Baffled World Cup Continues After the World Just Got Knocked Out

Belle July 7, 2026

Millions of Americans all over the country are in a state of total confusion as to why the World Cup hasn’t been called off seeing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Australia Announces Public Holiday to Celebrate America Getting Smashed Out of the World Cup After Blatantly Cheating

Belle July 7, 2026

Albo has announced that going forward the 7th July will be celebrated as a day of delicious karma after Belgium wiped the floor with them…

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