Despite technically being located north of the Swan River, Leighton & Port Beach have officially been recognised as SOR beaches given their significance to the…
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Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer
A family catch-up on Easter Saturday has quickly become a shemozzle of immeasurable proportions after the hosts treated the kids in attendance to a little…
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REPORT: Down South Local is About to Blow!
Ordinarily, down south local, Ray, would lock himself away on his Margaret River property until the blow-ins blow out on Monday afternoon. Alas, his relatives…
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’06 Era West Coast Accuse Brisbane Lions of Cultural Appropriation Over Disastrous Vegas Trip
West Coast has sensationally accused the Brisbane Lions of cultural appropriation after news broke that the minor premiers had a bit of a ‘mare in…
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Aussie dads suffering acute withdrawal after Bunnings was closed for a whole day
While many Australians who forgot to stock up on piss felt the effects of not having an alcoholic bevvie for a day, local dads felt…
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REPORT: Wearing Bunnings Trade Hoodie Makes Weekend Warrior Feel Like A Big Man
Daryl is a purebred, fair dinkum self-renovating, trailer dodging Bunnings super-nuffie and he’s got the PowerPass card to prove it. Before any new trip to…
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