A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…
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Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…
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Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…
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Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…
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Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pitÂ
Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…
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