Optus has fronted the media today to angrily refute claims it was responsible for the deaths resulting from a failure to connect 000 calls recently. …
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Trump accused of dropping weird Tylenol-Autism update to distract public from controversial Brownlow vote
President Trump has come under fierce criticism today after being accused of holding a weird press conference to make some outlandish, unproven claims about Tylenol…
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Trump tells Australia that not eating American beef while pregnant causes autism
Fresh off the back of an absolutely batshit press conference about Tylenol (active ingredient paracetemol) is linked to autism, Trump has delivered more scientific fact…
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The VFL just making sure you knew where the Brisbane Lions came from
After a few days of soul searching , the VFL has officially managed to shove the Collingwood shaped pill up their arris and found some…
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VFL reprimands commentary teams for not barracking hard enough for Collingwood
The VFL have launched an extraordinary attack on the Channel 7 and Fox Footy commentary teams for not willing a Wobblers win with enough gusto.…
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Optus attempts at calling a crisis meeting thwarted after no one could get reception
Optus has been left frustrated after another tragic and high profile fark-up after it was revealed 3 people lost their lives due to being unable…
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