Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…
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A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver
7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…
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Why yes, aging Scarborough man does reckon he could also do a 4km heroic swim in rough seas
Brett, 42, from Scarborough has watched the heroic actions of young Austin and has confirmed that the young champion is made from the same sort…
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12 types of awful coworkers you can’t avoid
Since time began, humans were forced to work together towards a communal goal. Alas, that goal appears to be losing one’s faith in humanity. Here’s…
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Perth man dodges synthetic lawn ban by registering yard as a commercial pizza oven
A Perth resident has reacted poorly to the news that he is not permitted to install synthetic lawn on his front yard. He comes from…
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Authorities confirm beaches once again usable as children return to school
Members of the Western Australian adult population have been assured that the city’s stunning beaches are once again usable as the start of the school…
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