Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion
News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…
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Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport
Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club. When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…
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Perth Records Coldest Day Ever Observed on Earth
The record books have been shattered with Perth recording a temperature somewhere between absolute 0 and a Perth living room yesterday. Exact temperature was somewhat…
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TransPerth ferry hits iceberg in the Swan River
A TransPerth ferry has boldly gone about its business today despite Perth recording the coldest day of any City in the world, ever. Alas, minutes…
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Trump forced to consider a floating party cube after Supreme Court blocks ballroom
President Trump has acted swiftly after the Supreme Court blocked his gawdy, disgusting Ballroom on the grounds that he can’t vandalise the White House with…
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