8:00 am – I wake up to my morning ritual P!nk songs followed by briefing Mr Whiskers and Sergeant Snuggles about who I will crush…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Riverside property owners wondering what Hyde Park is going to do with all those shot hole borer larvae
Affluent residents from Rossmoyne to Peppermint Grove have been more than a little curious as to what the City of Vincent is going to do…
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Kane Cornes accuses West Coast of tanking after thumping Richmond
SEN’s top blowhard Kane Cornes has sensationally accused The West Coast Eagles of tanking after witnessing their dominate performance against Richmond at Perth Stadium. Cornes…
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Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning
Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…
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Ageing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a bird
Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…
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What your choice of Breakfast says about you
Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…
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