The integrity of Breaking has been called into question after a small, ratty, Finnish kid with a Mp3 player remote was seen influencing the dancers…
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Qantas drops London to Perth direct flight, cites lack of available real estate in northern suburbs
Qantas has been forced to drop the London to Perth direct flight due to concerns from limey expats that there isn’t enough available real estate…
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Kalgoorlie Prospector travels to Paris after hearing of Aussie gold rush
A crust Kalgoorlie gold hunter has decided to book a trip to Paris after hearing about the Australian gold rush occurring at the Olympic Games.…
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Fears of a Sweet & Sour Pork shortage as nation prepares to honour the late Jack Karlson
Chinese restaurants all over Australia are preparing for an onslaught today as the man fan’s of Jack Karlson prepare to celebrate his life over a…
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Margs faux-hippie credits her crystal arrangement for local boy Robinson’s Olympic success
A local mung bean has spoken to the media today and taken full credit for Margs boy Jack Robinson’s Olympic Silver today claiming that her…
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Perth Lobbies the IOC to Include Urban Sprawl in the Next Olympic Games
Sun Tzu once mused that every battle is won before it’s ever fought. To that end, Perth, Western Australia has made an impassioned plea to…
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