After packing on a few kegs from his generous beer intake, Kyle decided to reunite himself with the lonely world of lap swimming. It was…
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What Your Choice Of Footwear Says About You
Crocs – given your admirable lack of shame, you’ll have no issues embarrassing others as you rock up to functions in your wildly inappropriate all-terrain footwear.…
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Perth Woman Asked To Leave Hen’s Party After Pronouncing Espresso Martini Correctly And At a Reasonable Volume
The organiser of a Perth Hen’s Do has sensationally made the decision to ask one of the bride-to-be’s work friends to leave after “acting like…
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Bunnings blames facial recognition camera ban after David Warner managed to infiltrate sandpaper aisle in Perth
Bunnings has issued a grovelling apology after it was revealed David Warner managed to infiltrate the sandpaper aisle at a Perth store this morning. Investigations…
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6 Important Tips for Dating SOR
Make them feel maximally secure – remind them that SOR has all the best prisons in Perth and lock that heart up. Don’t hesitate to throw…
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5 ways to be the best Turbo you can be this summer
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking you’re ready. Your mum lets out a deep sigh every time she sees you, you’re one weights-dropping incident…
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