Ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton has wasted no time looking for work after flying into Perth this morning to bum around the Qantas Club in…
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Nagi v Brooki inspires old mate to finally take a run at Paul Kelly over gravy recipe
A local old mate who claims to have invented the addition of tomato sauce into gravy has been watching the Nagi v Brooki feud with…
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BREAKING: Basil Zempilas appoints himself leader of the Liberal Party of Australia following Dutton defeat
In a move that no one saw coming, Basil Zempilas has declared himself the leader of the Federal Liberal Party after Peter “Spud” Dutton lost…
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Bunnings admit to being behind surge in early voting as sausage sizzle sales fall on election day
Bunnings has made a shock confession this morning and admitted that they have been running a multi-decade psy-op to push the Australian public to vote…
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Kane Cornes banned from Bunbury as City stands in solidarity with North Melbourne
To honour the AFL alliance Bunbury has with North Melbourne the City has announced Kane Cornes will be banned from their little slice of the…
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Dutton brings fight to WA, tells Albo to meet him at Galleria bus station
In a last-ditch effort to win the battleground state of Westralia, Dutton has challenged Albo to a little “leadership debate” at Galleria bus station –…
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