In a radical move, instead of the tradition of giving the winner of the Western Derby a winning trophy, the loser of next week’s match…
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Elite private school parents demand compensation for having to travel to the City of Armadale for the Head of the River
PSA rowing parents have once again been forced to make the pilgrimage to Champion Lakes, in the City of Armadale to watch their siverspoonlings complete…
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ACCC recommends Woolworths be stripped of its nickname until it redeems itself to the Aussie public
The ACCC Inquiry has made a bold recommendation in its inquiry findings after being personally aggrieved by the retail giant. It is understood that members…
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Toyota jump on today’s Scarborough incident as proof a Prado can go off road
Toyota’s top brass have spent the afternoon fist pumping after footage emerged of a Prado being driven onto Scabs Beach with police in hot pursuit.…
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Australia prepared to send in the emus if America says another word about our PBS
American Pharmaceutical giants may think they are powerful, but they will be biting off more than they can chew if they continue to talk smack…
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12 types of awful coworkers you can’t avoid
Since time began, humans were forced to work together towards a communal goal. Alas, that goal appears to be losing one’s faith in humanity. Here’s…
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