What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…
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Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…
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Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base
Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…
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Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…
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Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition
The Fremantle Dockers have made a shock decision this evening to appoint ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton head coach of the footy club. The board…
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Peter Dutton spotted at Perth Qantas Lounge asking if there’s any work going on the moines
Ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton has wasted no time looking for work after flying into Perth this morning to bum around the Qantas Club in…
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