What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.
Locals in Ellenbrook saw the amazing sight early this evening in the car park of the Ellenbrook shops after a coughing fit was heard from within an old Ford Falcon billowing white smoke from the windows.
A witness told The Times,
“Yeah you don’t think a Pope will be crowned in Ellenbrook. You’re more likely to have to fend off a group of scooter youths from nabbing things from your trolley. Good for us I guess”
We spoke to the newly elected pope who complained of having the worst cottonmouth of his life. He told us,
“Um, yeah, ay, Pope, cool, man, you got any Powerade? I’ve got the cottons hard out”
We didn’t. His holiness then administered a few drops of clear eyes and asked if the smell was strong from within his cabin.
It was.
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